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Cringe US Football Chants vs UK Chants

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If 1776 was like this battle, then the US would still belong to the British. From Cringe American Football Chants that sound like a high school musical gone wrong to the Funniest English Football Chants that could emotionally destroy a player, we're diving deep into the American Fans vs English Fans debate. Ever heard American Soccer Chants that sound like they were written by children? You’re about to. Meanwhile, English fans are out here roasting players, referees, and even their own teams with pure poetic genius. But is it all just banter, or are the Cringe American Football Chants truly beyond saving? Is "I believe that we will win” really the best American Soccer Chants can offer? Can American Fans vs English Fans even be a contest when one side has chants that sound like they’ve come out of a kids book and the other side seems like it’s been written by Jimmy Carr? And will the Funniest English Football Chants ever be topped by anything f …...more
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Fight and Win - Seattle Sounders

0:00

It’s only 4-0 - Spurs

0:06

It’s called Soccer - USA National Team

0:16

Your mum is your Dad’s sister - Birmingham City

0:19

This is Atlanta - Atlanta United FC

0:24

F off Adam Johnson - Newcastle United

0:36

I Believe that we will win - USA National Team

0:48

We lose every week - West Ham United

1:07

You’re not singing over there - New England Revolution

1:15

If you s**gged your mum, sit down

1:29

Move b*tch, get off the pitch - Orlando City

1:40

His eyes are offside - Tottenham Hotspur

1:50

This is our house - LA Galaxy

1:59

Is this a library - Southampton

2:04

We are NYCFC - New York City FC

2:11

We paid for your hats - FC United

2:22

Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now - Sporting KC

2:32

We want our ball back - Portsmouth

2:41

Walking in a Timbers wonderland - Portland Timbers

2:58

The Kiddy Family - FC United

3:13

Days of the Week (Does that make you happy?) - Colorado Rapids

3:28

I wanna go home - Birmingham City

4:08

You suck asshole - Philidelphia Union

4:17

You’re s**t, ah

4:24

Hey Messi sucks - Nashville SC

4:28

The Elephant Man - Liverpool

4:39

Chicago’s Red and White - Chicago Fire

4:50

Let’s pretend we scored a goal - Norwich City

5:17

We stand by you - DC United

5:44

Oh Coloccini - Newcastle United

5:59

Barbeque - Sporting KC

6:11

We surf when we want - Leeds United

6:32

Can you score a goal for us - Cincinnati

6:41

Old Trafford is falling down - Manchester City

6:56

No one likes us, we don’t care - Philadelphia Union

7:14

No one likes us, we don’t care - Millwall

7:27

When the Reds go marching in - New England Revolution

7:40

When the saints go Championship - AFC Bournemouth

7:55

Jump for LA - LAFC

8:10

My Garden Shed is Bigger than this - Birmingham City

8:17

Believe RSL - Real Salt Lake City

8:53

We want our D back - Sunderland

9:10
Cringe US Football Chants vs UK Chants
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Mar 272025
If 1776 was like this battle, then the US would still belong to the British. From Cringe American Football Chants that sound like a high school musical gone wrong to the Funniest English Football Chants that could emotionally destroy a player, we're diving deep into the American Fans vs English Fans debate. Ever heard American Soccer Chants that sound like they were written by children? You’re about to. Meanwhile, English fans are out here roasting players, referees, and even their own teams with pure poetic genius. But is it all just banter, or are the Cringe American Football Chants truly beyond saving? Is "I believe that we will win” really the best American Soccer Chants can offer? Can American Fans vs English Fans even be a contest when one side has chants that sound like they’ve come out of a kids book and the other side seems like it’s been written by Jimmy Carr? And will the Funniest English Football Chants ever be topped by anything from across the pond? (Spoiler: probably not.) Comment below with your worst chant and who you think won. Subscribe for more funny football stories, facts and trivia:    / @funny-old-game  . 00:00 - Fight and Win - Seattle Sounders 00:06 - It’s only 4-0 - Spurs 00:16 - It’s called Soccer - USA National Team 00:19 - Your mum is your Dad’s sister - Birmingham City 00:24 - This is Atlanta - Atlanta United FC 00:36 - F off Adam Johnson - Newcastle United 00:48 - I Believe that we will win - USA National Team 01:07 - We lose every week - West Ham United 01:15 - You’re not singing over there - New England Revolution 01:29 - If you s**gged your mum, sit down 01:40 - Move b*tch, get off the pitch - Orlando City 01:50 - His eyes are offside - Tottenham Hotspur 01:59 - This is our house - LA Galaxy 02:04 - Is this a library - Southampton 02:11 - We are NYCFC - New York City FC 02:22 - We paid for your hats - FC United 02:32 - Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now - Sporting KC 02:41 - We want our ball back - Portsmouth 02:58 - Walking in a Timbers wonderland - Portland Timbers 03:13 - The Kiddy Family - FC United 03:28 - Days of the Week (Does that make you happy?) - Colorado Rapids 04:08 - I wanna go home - Birmingham City 04:17 - You suck asshole - Philidelphia Union 04:24 - You’re s**t, ah 04:28 - Hey Messi sucks - Nashville SC 04:39 - The Elephant Man - Liverpool 04:50 - Chicago’s Red and White - Chicago Fire 05:17 - Let’s pretend we scored a goal - Norwich City 05:44 - We stand by you - DC United 05:59 - Oh Coloccini - Newcastle United 06:11 - Barbeque - Sporting KC 06:32 - We surf when we want - Leeds United 06:41 - Can you score a goal for us - Cincinnati 06:56 - Old Trafford is falling down - Manchester City 07:14 - No one likes us, we don’t care - Philadelphia Union 07:27 - No one likes us, we don’t care - Millwall 07:40 - When the Reds go marching in - New England Revolution 07:55 - When the saints go Championship - AFC Bournemouth 08:10 - Jump for LA - LAFC 08:17 - My Garden Shed is Bigger than this - Birmingham City 08:53 - Believe RSL - Real Salt Lake City 09:10 - We want our D back - Sunderland #FootballChants #PremierLeague #SoccerFans #FootballBanter #UKvsUSA #MLS #FunnyChants #CringeChants #SoccerCulture #FanChants

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